Aye, Dios Mia.

jame7t:

juniepops:

if i had absolute power i would be really chill with it actually. i would never corrupt absolutely. i would keep it real niceys. heart

cautiously hands you the Power Sphere

(via that-twink-over-there)

catmask:

i deserve a gold star for being so sweet and nice and not killing

(via drumlinechick17)

theuntoaster:

catgirlwheels:

defectivegembrain:

No you cannot fix your entire life at 2am. Go to bed.

You can fix some of it though! By going to bed.

Ever since I read a post saying “don’t trust yourself after 9pm” whenever I find myself spiralling at 2am I check the time, see it’s after 9pm, and remember not to trust myself and just go to sleep. Works wonders. The problems are never as bad in the morning.

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

catchymemes:

brazilnut4000:

(via willmottt)

tdwhisperer:

beemovieerotica:

aidashakur:

freshman year of college I (a simple lesbian) met a gay dude and we instantly clicked and started talking about our childhoods and stuff and discovered we were born in the same hospital on the same day so we became each other’s beards and watched hentai together every weekend

That sentence started and ended in very different places

(via ninrarjasaur)

anonymouscomrade:

fruityyamenrunner:

indelicateink:

depsidase:

painfully true

ALT

Imagine saying “where sweets are baked, not bought” about the decade that invented blue raspberry

(via plaid-n-converse)

catchymemes:

catchymemes:

catchymemes:

havingrevelations:

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

grickle14:

Prized possession.

dumbmaid:

don’t want to sound like a perv, but i’d like to know how you are and how was your day

sandmandaddy69: